Monday, July 06, 2009

Happy Independence Day…Weekend!

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How is your summer stacking up?  Mine suxs…in a bad way.  I have been offline due to a hack which fucked up all my accounts.  And a flooded MV Lair which ruined a database server with irreplaceable porn.   However, I was able to bring it all back under control.  Hopefully!

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Oh, and I threw my back out during Memorial Day Weekend.  While fucking a British woman as her husband watched.  Tally ho!

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So, no good sexy adventures this month, but I am on the mend and hope to be back in the saddle soon. 

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Till then, enjoy the summer.

Cya’

MV

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Hiatus Alert!

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Due to personal reasons, posting has been suspended for several weeks.  I hope to be back in July.  Good Luck and God bless all.

MV

Monday, May 18, 2009

After the storm.

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Sorry about last week, but I experienced some of the storm damage that occurred.  MV Lair was flooded and quite mess to clean up.  I almost did not post anything, but I felt I owed everyone an explanation up front on what was happening.  And this week was marginally better.  Life getting back to norm. 

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No events this weekend, I needed to take care of family crap.   I pin hopes on next weekend, the mother of all holidays:  Memorial Day Weekend.  Already said yes to a swinger invite down near clearwater dam.  I need the fun!

 

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Topless photo could cost Prejean pageant crown

LOS ANGELES, California -- Miss California USA Carrie Prejean "breached her contract" by keeping semi-nude photos a secret and could be stripped of her beauty queen title, according to a state pageant spokesman. 

Prejean said the photos -- taken when she was 17 and aspiring to be a Victoria's Secret model -- were being used in a "vicious and mean-spirited" effort to silence her for "defending traditional marriage."

The 21-year-old Miss USA contestant has been the center of controversy since she declared her opposition to same-sex marriage in a response to a question on the pageant stage last month.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/05/05/california.miss.california/

I like Vanessa Williams more.

Guard of nightclub kills himself by accident

05/08/2009

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WASHINGTON PARK -- A guard for Larry Flynt's Hustler Club accidentally shot himself early Saturday and died, said police Detective Kim McAfee. Steven Harris of Cahokia was in a van in the club parking lot about 12:30 a.m. with a woman who told police that Harris took out his gun and she asked him to put it away. When he did, he somehow accidentally shot himself in the chest. Harris, in his 30s, did not have a valid firearm ID owner's card, which is required to possess a gun in Illinois.

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/laworder/story/BAFA97152E6D3F81862575B00002366D?OpenDocument

Keep it in your pants may apply here, never know when it might go off.

Couple cited for having sex on front lawn of Santa Cruz City Hall

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May 6th, 2009

Police cited a man and arrested a woman who allegedly were having sex on the front lawn of City Hall late Wednesday morning.

City employees called 911 around 11:25 a.m. after seeing the couple under a white blanket on the grass near the Human Resources Department, police said.

The couple was still going at it when officers arrived. Police reported they were nude from the waist down.

http://www.santacruzlive.com/blogs/crime/2009/05/06/couple-cited-for-having-sex-on-front-lawn-of-santa-cruz-city-hall/

Move along citizen, nothing to see here.

China to open first sex theme park

Visitors try to get a glimpse of Love Land in China

Love Land in Chongqing aims to address taboo and improve sex education but many residents see it as vulgar

Maybe it was the giant revolving model of a woman's legs and lower torso, clad only in an unflattering crimson thong, or perhaps it was the oversized replica of a set of genitals. Either way, many residents in the south-west city of Chongqing are not happy about the development ofChina's first sex theme park, which has been described as "vulgar" and inappropriate.

The park manager, Lu Xiaoqing, who was inspired by South Korea's popular sex theme park in Jeju, says that Love Land, due to open in October, will improve sex education and help adults enjoy a harmonious sex life. Inside, visitors will be able to view naked human sculptures, giant replicas of genitals and an exhibition about the history of sex and sexual practices in other countries.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/may/15/china-sex-theme-park-love-land

Wonder what sort of rides they will have?

Nic: 'My boobs are only for sex'

By CARA LEE

Published: 11 May 2009

Nicola McLean

I’M A Celebrity star Nicola McLean says she didn’t breastfeed her son because she wants to keep her 32G boobs ‘sexual’ for her hubby.

The glamour model defending bottle feeding her three-year-old on today's GMTV, explaining: “They’re a sexual thing for me – I don’t want Rocky sucking on them.”

And when breastfeeding advocate, Catherine Nutter, questioned Nicola’s stance, asking: “If they were for sexual purposes – you wouldn’t produce milk. I mean, a man doesn’t want a mouthful of milk does he?” Nicola replied: “But he does want a mouthful of boob!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2422856.ece

Blab blab blab…enough already, show us your drippy tits!

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These 10 Famous Ladies Know How To Overshare

Plagiarized from:  http://forladiesbyladies.com/index.php/2009/03/31/these-10-famous-ladies-know-how-to-overshare/

Published by Samantha at 7:30 am under Pillow Talk, The Rec Room

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We’re a culture obsessed with celebrities. We want to know everything about them, from their favorite color to their favorite sex position. However, sometimes they let us in on a little too much information.

As much as we crave a peak into their real lives, there are some things better left to the imagination. As in, don’t tell me and I won’t worry about imagining it.

Of course, there seems to be a double standard. When men talk about the dirty details, it’s to be expected. When women talk about the dirty details, it’s shocking. Perhaps for that reason, their quotes stand out more. We found a few at Lemondrop and added many more good TMIs.

Read on for some serious overshares… but don’t blame me if you’re stuck picturing Joan Rivers having tantric sex.

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“Sorry we haven’t seen each other in a while, so we’re going to find a quiet place to go fornicate.”
- Ashley Simpson on hubby Pete Wentz at the 2009 Australian MTV Awards

Mary Kate Olsen

“I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It’s so funny. All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry.”
- Mary-Kate Olsen on her love of being naked

Madonna

“When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray”
- Madonna on…what else

Angelina Jolie

“You’re young, you’re drunk, you’re in bed, you have knives; sh*t happens…”
- Angelina Jolie on her normal life

Joan Rivers

“It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.”
- Joan Rivers on… Oh god, my ears

Barbara Bush

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
- Barbara Bush on Monicagate

Halle Berry

You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity. … There have been some men in my life who have been wickedly sexy and have taught me much about sexual pleasure. There are a few men I should thank, and others I need to forget. But I don’t regret. To hell with regret. I like what I am now. I like being a mother. I like my body better since I became a mother. I feel sexier as a result of becoming a mother.”
- Halle Berry on getting off

Tila Tequila

“I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.”
- Tila Tequila on skanking it up

Camille Paglia

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
- Camille Paglia on senior citizen sexcapades

Tyra Banks

“You know what my mom used to say? That you don’t need douche because the vagina is a self cleaning oven.”
– Tyra Banks on female genitalia on her overshare overloaded show

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Another short post.  Sorry, but all the moisture is making the Mainframe cranky. 

Cya'

The photos contained in this blog are for illustration purposes only. All photos and additional articles have been mined from the Internet, newsgroups, or donated by friends and fans throughout the years. Occasionally, I will use a photo that is from an actually adventure that I am posting. If you see a photo or article being used that is copyrighted, belongs to someone who does not wish to share, or extremely offensive, send me an email with a copy of the image or date of the article and I will pull it from the site and issue an apology for its use without authorization.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Due to Circumstances Beyond My Control…

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Storm Damage.  Enough said.  Be back next week, sorry for the late notice.  First time having the MV Lair powered up.  Here is some gratuitous sex to hold you over.

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Cya'

The photos contained in this blog are for illustration purposes only. All photos and additional articles have been mined from the Internet, newsgroups, or donated by friends and fans throughout the years. Occasionally, I will use a photo that is from an actually adventure that I am posting. If you see a photo or article being used that is copyrighted, belongs to someone who does not wish to share, or extremely offensive, send me an email with a copy of the image or date of the article and I will pull it from the site and issue an apology for its use without authorization.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

May Daze!

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April Showers bring May Flowers, except the rains continue into May here in the Arch City.  Gloomy, cool, and not quite sprung of spring.  Took a night out on Friday, little happy hour with co-workers.  Made it across the river and was not in the Colony for 5 minutes before I got a great blowjob from plump milf.  She was quick to get my pants unzipped and stuffed my cock down her throat.

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I noticed her when I had peeked into the first singles theater.  But there had not been anyone messing with her then.  I went into the second one and found a small crowd around one of the regulars down front.  I had seen their show before and it was not really worth a repeat.  Back to the first theater and the PM that was all alone.  She was standing alone the back wall and so I sit in the row next to her.  I pulled out my cock and brought it to full staff.   She leaned over and asked if I need some help with it.   Never turn down a helping mouth…err, hand.  She moved to the row I was in and went to her knees.   She pulled her blouse open and showed me her milf breast.  Nice hangers!

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She buried my cock up to her tonsils and hovered me hard.  Her technique was awesome and made me squirm in the seat.  She was getting my balls boiling quicker than I normally react.   Loud slurps of appreciation were heard as she sucked and licked my cock.  I could tell that this was a great joy for her.   It really makes a difference when a woman enjoys sucking cock.   

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I was wondering if her pussy was just as hot.  Unfortunately, her positive cocksucking had taken effect on me and suddenly, I was shooting my loads into her mouth and on her face.  It was quite a shower and a surprise for me, I usually last much longer that.

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She slurped up the cum from my cock and licked her fingers clean.  I believe that she had found and devoured every drop.  I thanked her for the great fun and decided to call it an early evening.  PM had drain me completely and left me quite dazed.

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Shia LaBeouf Talks about Naked Time with His Mom

Shia LaBeouf's childhood deserves an NC-17 rating.

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In a candid new interview, the star of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen — who severely injured his hand last summer in an early morning car crash — talks about his, um, revealing upbringing, including how his hippie mother would often walk around their home naked — even when he had friends over to play.

"The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over," he tellsPlayboy in their June issue — on sale May 15. "All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever.

http://www.starmagazine.com/shia_labeouf_naked_mother/news/15547

Poor Guy…bet he had alot of friends who came over (his mom).

Woman arrested for allegedly smuggling drugs, cash in her private parts

06:32 PM EDT on Friday, May 1, 2009

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Louisville, Ky. (WHAS11) - There was an unusual arrest early Friday at metro corrections.

Ashley Greene

Police say 20-year-old Ashley Greene concealed drugs within her private parts in attempt to hide them and to bring them into the jail.

http://www.whas11.com/topstories/stories/whas11-local-090501-ashley-greene.cfd51ea.html

Not so private those parts are!  I wonder where she parked the car?

 

Bob Dyer: School bus takes wrong turn at porn shop

By Bob Dyer
Beacon Journal staff writer

POSTED: 07:08 p.m. EDT, Apr 30, 2009

The Fred Martin ''Car Guys'' have spent a fortune promoting their products, so they know what tends to be effective. And they're pretty sure they wouldn't have promoted a school system the way they saw it promoted the other day.

By geographical happenstance, the Car Guys — aka brothers Adam and Duane Huff — are located directly across the street from a porn palace.

''ADULT VIDEOS,'' blares a big, purple neon sign on a building at the interchange of Interstate 76 and Barber Road, on the Norton-Barberton border.

''Magazines. Novelties. 25-cent private viewing booths.''

On a recent Saturday morning, one of the porn customers appeared to be the driver of a big yellow bus with ''Canton City Schools'' on the side — and kids on board.

Understandably, Duane Huff found that a bit disconcerting.

http://www.ohio.com/news/top_stories/44092092.html

Field Trip!

 

Nude photos of Miss Russia 2009 leak on the Net

23 Mar, 12:55 PM

Nude photos of Miss Russia 2009 leak on the Net

The girl who was last month crowned Miss Russia 2009 , appears to have her nude photos all over the Internet.

It turns out that Sophia Rudyeva, professional model from St. Petersburg, was photographed a while ago for US ‘Perfect 10’ magazine, an edition that publishes nude pictures of ‘all natural’ girls from all over the world. The pictures were first available to paid customers of the magazine’s online version, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily writes Monday.

http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/03/23/missrussiaagain/

No fake boobs there.  Russia, land of vodka and babes!

 

Carrie Prejean: Breast Implants Paid For By Miss California Pageant Organization

Posted on: April 30th, 2009

The reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is by now a household name because of the way she answered the question about same sex marriage.  The first runner-up to Miss USA 2009 believes that her controversial response cost her the crown.

Not only did she enrage people, but she is currently feuding with the Miss California USA pageant organization.  Co-directors Shauna Mockler and Keith Lewis were vocal in their condemnation of her belief that she favors the tradition marriage between a man and a woman.  Communication between Prejean and pageant officials has ceased and there is strong speculation that Carrie Prejean will be stripped of her state crown.

Billy Bush of Access Hollywood asked Mockler about rumors that Prejean had a breast implant procedure in the weeks leading up to the national pageant and that it had been funded by the Miss California pageant organization.  Bush inquired, “Did you guys pay for it?”  Shauna responded, “Yes we did.  It was something that we all spoke about together.  It was an option and she wanted it.  And we supported that decision.”

http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/04/30/carrie-prejean-breast-implants-paid-for-by-miss-california-pageant-org/

Too much air in them, leaked to her brain.

 

R.I. Senate panel OKs bill outlawing indoor prostitution

03:14 PM EDT on Friday, May 1, 2009

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By Lynn Arditi
Journal Staff Writer

PROVIDENCE — The House Judiciary Committee on Thursday evening swiftly approved a bill to criminalize prostitution that occurs indoors, with a full vote on the House floor expected as early as next week.

The bill, which the committee approved in an 8-to-4 vote, with 3 members absent, seeks to rewrite a nearly 30-year-old law that outlaws streetwalkers and soliciting for prostitution outdoors, but has no prohibition against prostitution that occurs indoors.

http://www.projo.com/news/content/PROSTITUTION_BILL_05-01-09_QDE7QTD_v46.38672b3.html

Quick, step inside!

 

From the eMail Box

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From: sb

Sent: Sunday, April 26, 2009

I absolutely love your blog. It is one of the few that I actually look forward to each week.
As there aren't any adult theaters in Denver (that I know of, anyway) anymore, I enviously live through your reports.
I just may have to make a trip to the northwest to visit The Paris Theatre...

I agree about a trip to the NorthWest.  I have not seen that much action around here in a long time.  Reminds me when the old FantasyLand was in business.  Thank you for the comments.

From: anon

Sent: Monday, April 27, 2009

Please keep your blog going, I can hardly wait each week to find out what’s going on!  Keep it up!!

It is literally a labor of lust.  I enjoy life to the fullest and like to share with my fellow hedonists.  Thanks, I will try to keep posting regularly.

From: Peter and Jane
Sent: Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Subject: Hi 
Hi
We would love to become friends with you.
Peter and Jane

I am friends with everyone.  If you like to meet sometime,  we can schedule a meet at the Colony or Hustler’s.  Both gives us the right venue to take it to the next level if the feel is right.

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Nice end to a post, you think?

Cya'

The photos contained in this blog are for illustration purposes only. All photos and additional articles have been mined from the Internet, newsgroups, or donated by friends and fans throughout the years. Occasionally, I will use a photo that is from an actually adventure that I am posting. If you see a photo or article being used that is copyrighted, belongs to someone who does not wish to share, or extremely offensive, send me an email with a copy of the image or date of the article and I will pull it from the site and issue an apology for its use without authorization.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

On the Injured List.

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I had a great weekend planned out.   I ran into Pervy Pete earlier in the week and he was full of stories of how busy the past couple of weekends have been.  Two women in the booths taking all cummers, A couple giving several shows late Saturday nite, and even the Colony has heated up with more action in the singles theater.

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Then Friday happened.  I had to relocate my work area due to expansion in our department.  Well, dumbass that I am, tried to move a file drawer without emptying it.  Yep, torn the shit out of my hand.   So there goes the plans for the weekend. 

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Fucking Job!  Sorry, but I have a firm rule that I don’t play in adult theaters if I have an open wound on my hands.  Too many ways to get infected and cause other issues.  I feel bad cause it has been awhile since I have done a grand tour of the Eastside.  Give my hand a week to heal and I will try again.

And then there’s Maude…

LOS ANGELES — Beatrice Arthur, the tall, deep-voiced actress whose razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines made her a TV star in the hit shows "Maude" and "The Golden Girls" and who won a Tony Award for the musical "Mame," died Saturday. She was 86.

Arthur died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, Watt said, declining to give further details.

"She was a brilliant and witty woman," said Watt, who was Arthur's personal assistant for six years. "Bea will always have a special place in my heart."

My first exposure to Bea Arthur was Maude.  The Norman Lear sitcom spinoff brought sexuality to my young, adolescent years.  The show was very open for its time (early 70’s) and had several episodes that blatantly discussed sex and zipperless fucking. 

The character that I focused on mostly was Carol, played by Adrienne Barbeau.  What a sweet piece of ass that was. 

There was one episode where her and Bea were parading around in merry widows.  It became a masturbatory vision for me.  And then later, I saw her in Swamp Thing and I was definitely throwing sperm at her image.

Actresses get old and sometimes lose their bloom, but seeing her again in the HBO Show ‘Carnavale’ showed me that she still had it.

So, bye Bea and thanks for open the doors of my sexual awakening.

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Woman breaches 'noisy sex' Asbo

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9:30pm Thursday 23rd April 2009

    A WOMAN has breached an Asbo banning her from having noisy sex in England and Wales - after just five days.

    Magistrates issued Caroline Cartwright with a four-year Asbo preventing her from "making excessive noise".

    But yesterday she was again arrested by police after reports she was flouting the ban with husband of 24 years, Steve.

    http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/4315816.Woman_breaches__noisy_sex__Asbo/

    Shhhhhh!!!! We are trying to watch the telly.

     

    Boutique Busts Out Topless Bikinis

    By TAMARA VOSTOK

    Updated 1:14 PM EDT, Mon, Apr 20, 2009

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    Topless bathing suits are coming to Philly.  And Jack & Jill Boutique will feature the eye-catching suits in their display window (If you have the kiddies along with you while strolling 22nd Street, be prepared for some topless mannequins).

    http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/around_town/fashion/Topless-Bikinis-May-Hit-the-Jersey-Shore.html

    Gee! I wish there was some sort of place where that would work….LIKE A NUDE BEACH!

     

    75-year-old porn star aims to inspire elderly

    ‘I wanted to challenge what ordinary people did not,’ adult film star says

    ICHIKAWA, Japan - He is a typical man of age — a few white hairs cover his round head and he wears dentures.

    But 75-year-old Shigeo Tokuda sat on a movie set on Monday wearing just a silk kimono and loin cloth about to have sex on film with a woman who is younger than his daughter.

    Tokuda is Japan's oldest pornographic movie star and was shooting his latest film in which he portrayed a master of sex.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30194921/

    Can’t wait for retirement now!

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    From the Post of Others…

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    Fellini Friday

    Posted by: "Michael H" pornohog1@yahoo.com
    Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:27 pm (PDT)

    Friday, April 24, 2009. We waited for more couples to show up at The Paris Theater in Portland, Oregon. It was actually pre dawn Saturday morning and all of the couples and single women had left for the night. But we were hoping for one last blast of great theater sex .
    It had been a strange night at The Paris. A couple came in around 8:20 and stayed until 1 am. He was a tall well built black and she was a tall, sexy, well built blond. They didn't do much of anything all night. They waited patiently for another , attractive, compatible couple or single woman to arrive .unfortunately, no one that met their unspoken criteria ever showed up. I want to give them kudos for their patience. I wish they had been rewarded. There were couples and single men there who were willing to help them out but this picky couple wasn't interested..
    One guy told me that he thinks she wants to fuck and suck other men at The Paris but her boyfriend won't let her.
    No comment
    Another couple showed up. She was a pleasant looking woman with pale soft skin and light brown hair- I'll call her Jeannie. Jeannie and her man (I'll call him "Man") had been to The Paris before. They started French kissing. Oooh la la. Jeannie unbuttoned Man's pants and played with his cock. She bent down and started sucking it. He helped her get her sweater and then the rest of her clothes off. She was lying on the beach completely naked . Her skin was glistening He got between her legs and gave her an Australian kiss ( a French kiss but you do it down under)
    The more turned on she got, the more noise she made. Her moans of ecstasy echoed through the theater auditorium and beyond. They sounded like the mating calls that our distant ancestors made before the evolution of language. It is a sound that is within all of us in one form or the other. It is the sound of lust unleashed.
    Coming soon to a theater near you.
    All of a sudden The Paris was a flurry of activity. 4 or 5 young men and two women had staggered into the theater. I recognized one of the woman. She loves to socialize, to introduce herself to the boys and the girls in the theater. She sidled up to the hot blond who still hadn't found what she was looking for. Sorry, but it wasn't a love connection. The flirty red head lifted up her shirt and let the boys by the rail (a packed crowd) suck and play with her titties. She pulled down her pants and played with her pussy. Guys were reaching into the couples section and stroking her. In the past she has fucked and sucked guys but I think she was a little bit more restrained on Friday. She left the couples section and went down to the stage to watch two young, skinny lads fuck each other.
    Meanwhile the boys she had brought with her sat with their heads lowered and their arms folded.. They looked frightened. I heard an unconfirmed report that they had all just met at a bar and the veteran theater couple had suggested they go to The Paris. When the group of them arrived, Jeannie and Man were at the high point of their theater play. She was naked and moaning and he was licking away. All eyes and dicks were trained on her, waiting, hopefully for a train. Even the black and the blond were playing a little but I can't remember how much. In other words it was a good representation of theater sex at The Paris- two couples playing and a bunch of men, young and old, watching them.
    So, I was somewhat disappointed that the newcomers sat and pouted. A quick note here. If you come to an adult theater with a crowd of your friends for the first time and all you know about the scene are the stereo types you've read about, then you will probably feel obligated to make fun of the place and not enjoy yourself. But, if you come with an open mind and a horny partner and really take a look at what is going on and tune yourself into the incredible sexual energy, you will have a lot of fun..
    Another couple came in . They sat on the side bench in the couples section. I got turned on by her because she had a very erotic look about her. She looked like a super horny and turned on soccer mom. She had that "I'm ready to do anything" look in her eyes. And even though all they did was kiss and play with each other through their clothes, it was very erotic. Later she gave him a blow job. She made sure we could se her lips move up and down his shaft while she looked lovingly up at him. When he came in her mouth, she swallowed it all. They left the theater a couple of minutes later.. A little while after that all of the other couples and stragglers left the couples section.
    Then another couple came into the couples section and waited.
    A guy dressed like a girl came in with a very big girl dressed like a girl. They soon became the focus of a lot of pent up lust .in the room. After playing in the couples area for a little while; she sucked off the male half of the only other couple in the couples section; they went down to the middle of the theater and she proceeded to suck and get felt up by a bunch of horny guys. Her old man, "Heshe" helped out as much as they permitted. Some of the boys were into gender bender oral. Some of the boys thought they were with two women and some of the boys just stepped out of the way.
    Meanwhile back at The Oasis a very pretty young girl had come in with a fancy lad. She had a big smile on her face as she watched the sexual activity that was happening in the middle of the theater. He tried to get her going. He kissed her and felt her firm supple breasts through her shirt. She stroked his cock while they kissed. He stroked her between her legs., out side of her pants. She stirred a little but didn't uncross them. She looked a kittle like a young Courtney Cox. I was hoping that she would court my cock. I was hoping that she would go a little further. with everybody. Alas, after about 40 minutes they left the theater. She still had a smile on her face and a twinkle of mistiness in her eyes.. I think she had fun . I think that the next time they come in, they will go a little further. A sexual journey of a thousand miles begins with one small step and ends with a premature ejaculation.
    I think one more couple came in after they left but I don't rememebr if they did very much.
    Tonight, Saturday, April 25 should be a good one for adrenaline pumping, pussy soaking, penis cementing finger tingling theater sex at The Paris. If some of the Craig's Lists postings bear fruit, there should be a lot of active couples at the theater tonight. It will be worth coming down. Couples and single ladies are always Ray's guests with purchase of a yearly membership (one Lincoln) and for single guys, there is no better entertainment value anywhere, except maybe The Oregon Theater on a really good night.

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    Leather  and Lace Party  at  the Colony

    Posted by: Suzanne
    Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:36 am (PDT)

    Our next party will be on Friday May 1st. Time 8:00 p.m. till 3:00 a.m. Prices are $40.00 a single and $60.00 a couple. Couples get $5.00 back when you return the couples only theatre key. Our theme for for that night will be to wear leather and/or lace. You are still invited if you don't wear leather and lace. These prices include all drinks. Hope to see you there.
    Suzanne

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    How about a trip in...

    SUNDAY, MARCH 25, 2007

    Warm Weather, Spring Showers....

    I had to do a short trip down south on Saturday. As usual, the trip may have been short, but the time was long. It was getting dark on my way back to the St. Louie. I stopped at the rest stop on I-55 to drain the monster. The area was vacant except for a old car near the exit. I did my business and walked to the vending machines for a refill. I noticed that there was movement on the other side of the car I spotted on the end. I move forward abit and seen a remarkable sight! A woman was blowing this dude.

    She was working up and down on the shaft. I was too far away to catch most of the noise, but it sounded like a sloppy, wet head job. The dude had his head back, leaning against the car. After a few moments of a great looking suck event, the dude reached down and pulled her up. They both glanced around, but did not see me in the shadows of the vending area. He pulled her blouse and skirt up, then placed her on the hood of the car. I thought that it was a good thing it was an older car. These new ones don't like any weight up there. It would put a big dent in the middle.

    He lined up and pushed his cock into her. I was unable to see alot of details due to the distance. I knew that I was in the best place to observe without spooking the couple. He was building up speed until he was just pounding her little ass raw on that car hood.

    I could hear the smacks of the down stroke as he bottomed out on each thrust. She was getting vocal, yelling for him to fuck her harder. Any harder and he would have pounded her through the engine block. He started to moan and yell, then he pulled out and she slid off the hood to kneel in front of him. He blasted several wads of man seed all over her tits, which looked great even at this distance.

    She rubbed his spunk into her skin and then got up to kiss him. She then pulled her skirt and blouse down to cover up. Show's over!

    I was easing back when I noticed that she was looking right at me in the shadows. She smiled and lifted her blouse and skirt back up and waved in my direction.

    I laughed and she pullled herself together again. The dude was digging in the backseat of the car and never saw what happen. That was my cue, exit stage left.

    Being just a little horny after that show, I decided for a quick jerkoff. I went to Brooklyn Books for a little glory hole fun. I walked in and saw that the place was packed. Walked upstairs and seen a line of guys trying to get into a booth. That meant that we had a couple working the holes for sure. I asked one of the regulars who said the woman in the booth was sucking any and all cocks through the hole.

     

    And you had to cum on her tits.

    If anyone who cums in her mouth, she will quit and leave. Well, that sounded like just the thing to release the load that was boiling over from the previous adventure. There were only a few more guys in line, so I slipped into a booth farther down just to wait a bit. I looked through the hole. The holes are all lined up. I saw that the guy in the booth must have just finished, cause he moved out of the way and I saw the cum covered titties of the angel in the other booth.

    Someone else move into the booth and blocked my sight. I waited a bit and then left my booth to wait for the other to open. About that time, the bouncer walked through to beat on the doors, yell at the guys to feed the machines or get out of the booth. He walked past the couple's booth due to the light above the door was lit, which meant the machine got feed some dollars. The booth where the guys had been lining up on was not lit. The bouncer banged on the door. The guy inside got so rattled that he left the booth. The other guys in the hallway moved on. That left the booth wide open. I stepped in and immediately feed a few dollars into the machine.

    I looked through the hole and seen the woman in the other booth. She was kneeling on the sticky floor, rubbing her cum slick tits with one hand and playing with her pussy with another. She seen me watching her and said that she wanted to suck my cock. But don't cum in my mouth she warned.

    I asked if she minded sucking me with a condom on. She was ok with that. I slid a cover on and poked my cock through the hole.

    She definitely had a talented tongue and mouth. It was awesome, even with the condom on. Sorry guys, but I always place safe in these type of encounters. Just too many warmups before my main event.

    Her throat was wide open. She fucked my cock into her mouth. It was so deep, that she was kissing the other side of the wall on every stroke. Her talent was getting me very close to cumming. I pulled back and stripped the condom off. I was jacking a mile a minute and I heard her encouragement on the other side. She was begging me to shoot on her tits.

    A few more pulls and I fired a massive load that had built up onto those white encrusted mounds of flesh. I almost pulled a groin muscle by cumming so hard.

    I stumbled back and slowly recoved. I bent down to thank my sweet suck fiend, but they had already left. I wonder if one of those shots through the gloryhole made it into her mouth?

    Oh well....I got my load out, so no danger of the balls blowin' out. Time for home.

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    Hand is really hurting, so I am exiting stage right to bed.

    Cya'

    The photos contained in this blog are for illustration purposes only. All photos and additional articles have been mined from the Internet, newsgroups, or donated by friends and fans throughout the years. Occasionally, I will use a photo that is from an actually adventure that I am posting. If you see a photo or article being used that is copyrighted, belongs to someone who does not wish to share, or extremely offensive, send me an email with a copy of the image or date of the article and I will pull it from the site and issue an apology for its use without authorization.

    Sunday, April 19, 2009

    A Week of Giving and Taking

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    Did you miss me?  I was quite happy to be out of town the previous week.  Work has been more demanding and I am getting back into that ‘giving more’ than I got with them.  My week off was good and really vanilla for the most part.  Took the SGF off to the mountains and enjoyed a cabin in the woods.

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    No cable, internet, or cell service.  It was really great to unplug and drop out of this hectic world of ours.   The SGF was very loving and attentive.  We splashed almost all the water out of the hot tub with our wild fucking the first night.  Surfs up! 

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    We tried out the mattress and furniture too.  Hell, I even had her over the rail on the porch. 

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    Mountain air is a natural aphrodisiac.   It snowed while we there and naturally, the fireplace was lit and enjoyed.

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    Life is great when you can make love in front of a fire while big snow flakes fly past the picture window.  Can you tell that I had an awesome time?  Got all charged up and very relaxed. 

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    Did not bother me to come back to the maelstrom of work or the stress that April 15th brings. 

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    I missed a few parties and other events during my time off, but I really did not miss them.  I guess I am slowing down.  I only want pussy every day now, not 3 times a day.   Don’t worry, I have not retired from the hedonistic lifestyle, just picking the quality of pleasures instead of quantity. 

    Take time to enjoy life.

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    Give that joy to others.

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    The "99 and 44/100% pure" girl has been taken.

    Marilyn Chambers died April 12, 2009.

    Born 4/22/52, Marilyn Briggs fled her loveless home in 1969 to model in New York. She did topless stills, Pepsi and Clairol commercials and a small role in The Owl and the Pussycat where she appeared in bed half-naked.  Jack Nicholson and Art Garfunkel "auditioned" her in 1974, asking many questions about her sex life, but the interview ended when Marilyn refused to blow them.

    Finding no work in L.A. in 1971, Marilyn moved to San Francisco but still could not find acting jobs that paid. The slim blonde danced nude for a few weeks but quit because it depressed her. While working as a waitress in a health restaurant, Marilyn read an ad placed by the Mitchell Brothers about a major film they were casting.  The Mitchells gave Marilyn a new last name to go with her starring role - Chambers.

    So that her reaction to being raped would be genuine, Marilyn never read the script of Behind the Green Door which is based on an anonymous story that men had been passing around since World War II. A woman named Gloria is kidnapped from a hotel and taken to a secret sex club.

    "That's why I think the film hit," says Marilyn. "I lost my inhibitions onscreen at the same time Americans everywhere were losing theirs.

     

    Chambers, who was initially ambivalent about starring in Behind the Green Door, asked the Mitchell brothers for both a $25,000 salary and a percentage of the gross, expecting they would never agree. After filming concluded, she informed them that she was "the Ivory Snow Girl"; the Mitchells capitalized on this by billing her as the "99 and 44/100% pure" girl. Procter & Gamble quickly dropped her after discovering her double life as an adult film actress. Nearly every adult film she made following this incident featured a cameo of her Ivory Snow box.

    From 1975 to 1985, Marilyn crisscrossed the country headlined one porn theater after another.  "To create the perfect porn star," says Chuck Traynor, "you have to create an image of a totally uninhibited sexual creature who would be happy being anything you want her to be. You have to eliminate barriers between this chick and the audience, so men think she enjoys doing anything they want her to do."

    After Behind the Green Door and Resurrection of Eve with the Mitchell Brothers, Marilyn performed in only three more adult features - Insatiable ('80), Up 'N Coming ('83) and Insatiable 2 ('84). These three films led the video revolution, staying at the top of the rental charts through 1985.

    After ten years with Chuck Traynor, Marilyn tired of his discipline, and cut loose in 1985, though she was forced to keep Chuck as her manager and pay him 50% of her earnings through 1990.

    Finding her freedom, Marilyn resumed smoking, drinking and using drugs such as cocaine. She went all out in her public performances at the Mitchell Brothers' O'Farrells club in San Francisco. Marilyn endured heavy whipping and bondage while fellow dancers drove their fists deep into her vagina and ass (about a foot-and-a-half). Sometimes Marilyn would lock the door in the Kopenhagn lounge and allow the male patrons to do anything they wanted to her - giving or receiving oral sex, anal or vaginal intercourse, fisting, whatever.

    "It was a question of showing them how much I could take," says Marilyn. "I showed them I could take a fist up the butt and have hot candle wax dripped all over me. People would go, 'Oh my God, that's amazing.' I loved it that the Mitchell brothers couldn't believe what I was doing and that there were lines around the block. It was great."

    On her way to an early grave, consuming massive amounts of alcohol and cocaine, Marilyn met her husband-to-be Tom Taylor on a blind date.

    "It was lust at first sight," remembers Marilyn, who felt stunned when Tom didn't realize who she was. They had a great first date, but then Taylor called to say he couldn't see her again. A recovering heroin addict, he'd taken a vow not to associate with anyone who used drugs. Marilyn got so angry that she kicked a wall and broke her leg. Her husband-to-be visited her in the hospital and Marilyn ended up in Narcotics Anonymous.  Marilyn drives a black Lexus with the license plate "LUV NA." With help from Narcotics Anonymous, she's says she's been clean and sober since 1988.

    In 1990, she gave birth to a baby girl. "What am I going to tell her when she's old enough to know what I've done?”

    "Oh hell, I'll just tell her the truth.

    "Would I want her to do what I've done? To go through what I did?"

    Marilyn pauses and then says definitely "No."

    Marilyn still strips at clubs around the country. She spends much of her private time rescuing injured and unwanted animals. Her movies include Party Girls, Legends of Porn 1&2, Playboy Video #4, My Therapist, Electric Blue: Marilyn Chambers and Night on the Town.

    In 1993, Marilyn slowed her work. "My career is nice now because I'm not working 52 weeks a year... I've been on the road since I was 18 years old, living out of suitcases in hotel rooms, and it's nice at this stage of my life to enjoy my family."

    Marilyn's fourth marriage ended in 1994. "I'm single and loving it."

    Chambers returned to porn in a VCA video directed by Jane Hamilton early December, 1998. VCA owner Russ Hampshire introduced me to Marilyn Chambers 1/8/99. She explained her decision to return to X.

    "I was running out of fantasies," said Marilyn who divorced for the third time four years ago. "It's helped my sex life to fantasize about the films I've done.

    "AIDS really scared me. VCA is condoms only. Russ and Janie [Hamilton] and the whole crew at VCA are so classy. Russ is a fair person. Which is an unusual thing to say about anybody in this business, I hate to say. Russ has lived up to everything that he said he would do. There was no pressure on the set

    In the 2004 United States presidential election Chambers ran for Vice President on the Personal Choice Party ticket, a quasi-libertarian party. She received a total of 946 votes.

    On April 12, 2009, Chambers was found dead in her trailer in Santa Clarita, California. She was 56 years old.  She was discovered by her 17 year-old daughter, McKenna Marie Taylor.  The coroner's report has of this date not been submitted, but no foul play is suspected.

    Links used for this post:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Chambers

    http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/stars/female/marilyn_chambers.html

    Goodbye Marilyn, be at peace knowing you helped generations of men and women discover their sexuality.

    From The Headlines...

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    Church moves into former brothel

    By MARK HOTTON - The Press

    Once it was home to sensual massages; now religious messages will fill a downtown Queenstown building.

    Queenstown Christian leaders Chris and Janet Barraclough have moved their "On the Rock" Vineyard Church into the former Candy's Gentlemen's Club in Shotover St.

    The former brothel, which offered spas, sauna and massages, closed in December when the building's lease ran out.

    Strict bylaws make it almost impossible for another brothel to open in the town, so the building has been empty.

    Now, the church has moved in. Janet Barraclough declined to comment on the move yesterday, saying she and her husband were not looking for publicity.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2311413/Church-moves-into-former-brothel

    Different type of “Oh, God!” will be heard there now.

    Woman with lingerie turned away

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    A Brazilian woman was refused entry to the UK when she arrived at Newcastle Airport with luggage containing only T-shirts, a dressing gown and lingerie.

    UK Border Agency officials said they suspected the 32-year-old of being involved in the sex industry.

    She had arrived on a flight from Geneva on 4 April, the agency said.

    Airport staff became suspicious when she could not say what she would be doing in the UK, other than "seeing Newcastle city centre".

    Checks revealed the woman had been refused entry to the UK at Belfast City Airport three months earlier.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7996571.stm

    OMG!  Britain has a shortage of whores and hafta import them from Brazil.

    Tot slept by his 'jet sex mother'

    Published: 13 Apr 2009

    THE Guinness heiress accused of a sex romp on a jet had her baby son beside her at the time, it emerged last night.

    Clare Irby, 29, allegedly pleasured Daniel Melia, 36, under a blanket as his drunken girlfriend lay passed out next to them.  Clare’s son James, two, was said to be curled up alongside on the Bangalore-Heathrow flight. It is believed he was asleep.

    At 30,000 ft. above the ground, model Sarah Hannon went into a rage after catching her boyfriend Daniel Melia in a “sexual act” with fellow passenger Clare Irby. The trio was flying aboard the Kingfisher Airlines flight from Bangalore, India on the way to London when a hostess stopped Melia and Irby from romping under a blanket. At this point Hannon became hysterical and the cabin crew had to calm her down.The three were arrested upon landing in Heathrow Airport; Hannon for being drunk, while Melia and Irby were arrested for alleged gross indecency.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2373672.ece

    Mile High club is adults only.  This would be a non-issue if Sarah had not freaked out.  Nothing like waking on a plane to find your boyfriend being unfaithful.

    High School Cheer Coach Fired After Posing Nude

    ORANGEVALE, Calif. (CBS13) ―

    She posed nude and now she is out of a job. CBS13 went to Casa Robles High School to find out about the cheerleading coach turned Playboy centerfold.
    "The girls are supposed to look up their coaches," says one concerned parent.
    She bared all, all over the internet. Casa Robles High School officials in Orangevale confirm with CBS13 that their girl's cheerleading coach, Carlie Christine, was the one who posed nude in a playboy centerfold.
    Christine is also Playboy's 'cyber girl of the week.'

    http://cbs13.com/local/High.School.Cheer.2.985172.html

    Ok, I am REALLY getting pissed about these teachers!  Where the fuck were they when I was in school!!!

    Young girls walk in on four people having sex in restaurant bathroom

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    Posted: 7:11 PM Apr 16, 2009
    Reporter: Alana Greenfogel

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    The parents of two young girls say their daughters walked into a downtown restaurant bathroom and saw four people having sex. Their parents are so disturbed, they want all parents to be aware.

    "They saw two women servicing two men in the restroom," Robert Schumann says. "Eleven years old is still not old enough to learn about such things as that."

    "My 11-year-old asked me, 'How come two women were coming out of the bathroom and why were two guys in there?’ Melissa Schumann, the girls’ mother, says. ‘And they were making funny noises.'"

    The Schumann’s contacted the managers at Taco Bell and suggested they lock the doors.

    "She turned around and told me they used to lock the bathrooms because of this very issue but she was told to keep them unlocked because of all the complaints they got about the doors being locked," Robert says.

    Taco Bell Spokesperson, Rob Poetsch, sent a statement that reads:

    “The safety of our customers is our number one priority, and although this is an isolated incident, we’re having self-locking doors installed as a precautionary measure.”

    http://www.wndu.com/localnews/headlines/43135267.html

    Next time you have a taco and pussy craving, head to Taco Bell!  Que’esa campana de cunt y taco!

    Motorist arrested for sex while speeding

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    A Norwegian man was arrested after he was caught having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on a motorway.

    Officers trailed the couple's car after noticing it was swerving from side to side and travelling at 20mph over the speed limit, reports the BBC.

    But they soon realised the erratic driving was due to the woman "sitting on the man's lap", a police spokesman said.

    After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area on the E18 motorway, west of Oslo.

    The 28-year-old man is likely to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian kroner and a lengthy driving ban.

    "Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know," said Superintendent Tor Stein Hagen.

    Despite her role in the incident, the 21-year-old woman was allowed by police to drive her lover home.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3281900.html

    Fucking and Driving are men’s favorite sport, no wonder they tried to combined them.

     

    From the Post of Others…

    ContributorFlash

    Cherry Picking

    Posted by: "Brent" brent26willie@yahoo.com
    Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:35 pm (PDT)

    Here are some snippets of stories. They describe some of the women who have been playing at The Paris, recently and some of the great action that's been going on (more Marvin less Gay) You should come down and check the place out. Ignore the Zombies- or pour water on them and see if they grow
    DJ SD gets it started:
    Santiago De La Cruz <delacruz985@ wrote: Good early morning folks. Been here for
    about an hour and just to let you know. the couple from just south of Seattle (Tacoma) is here. anyhow, she's in top form doing her thing while her man watches. I really enjoy them because she is very playful and enjoys it. right now my man ivory is getting the hand job while dog boy is pumping away. well folks i have to head back in there and hopefully my number will cum up. i've played w/them in the past so my chances are pretty good...so i think. btw...GO BEAVERS (CBI TOURNEY & GO WASHINGTON HUSKIES (NCAA TOURNEY). ---
    Last Nights 3 Orange Flags ( 3 18 2009) 3 girls and a dog boy:
    This next tidbit is an example of how good things can get when the crowd minds their own business . None of the guys paid any attention to these girls until long after they started to play. I think it was just dumb luck that it happened like that.
    I wrote:.
    Thanks , to the three sexy girls who played at The Portland Paris last night. One was foxy like Rhiannon meets Paula Abdul but thinner, the other had the smoothest roundest brown ass the third had a cute face and great tits. All three showed us everything, played solo and together especially the cute one with the big ones licking Beyonces chocolate cherry and putting her entire hand into that pie squish squish went the dish loved it. Thanks to the clerk for letting them know when they asked "Can we get freaky in here?" Wow. And I thought they had come in to goof on the place. It was Wednesday at an adult theater. 3 single ladies around 20 years old just don't come into these places . But they were there and they were playing The clerk gave their pretty asses a whipping. The girl who looked like Rhianna/ Janet Jackson. Paula- was the ring leader.. She spotted Dog Boy and led him through his paces. He got naked. All three whipped him. They played with his dick. They made him lick their boots. They made him suck some g guy off.. It turned them all on, bless their perverted , wicked hearts. One of the girls said "My pussy is so wet." Her vagina and ass were inches from my face. Her ass was round and light light brown. Her cunt was wet and looked like an exotic fruit A couple of my fellow DOMs (dirty old men) reached out and touched. She pushed them away and told them "No". She was in complete control. I could see in her eyes the lust and amazement. They watched as Dog Boy jacked and came all over himself. Thanks, DB (aka J) for sacrificing yourself to these beautiful young wenches. Great performance! Two hours before, minutes before the girls came in I was falling asleep from boredom. When they left around midnight I was wide awake, energized and ready for more. Adult theater sex is a powerful stimulant.
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    There was a beautiful sexy black woman at The Paris earlier tonight. She was about 5 6 140 pounds, double Ds. Round like chocolate chip cookies- nipples so big and hard . Her ass was like a perfect onion made you want to cry Her pussy was warm and wet like a clam. The boys engulfed her when she left the couples section and went down by the stage. She sucked and fucked and swallowed. Some guys fucked her twice. She fucked about 20, The boys were wore out. She was asking for more. She got dressed and relaxed in the after sex, talking and joking. When I saw her walk out she was well dressed and very well put together. I thought "Maybe she is visiting from out of town as part of her professional job staying in a downtown hotel and knows about The Paris from The Internet She says that she will be back tomorrow for more Meanwhile there were three or four couples in the couples section playing to various degrees. One woman with dark hair and a cute face (Darla from "Our Gang" all grown up) She had the biggest roundest tits. The super foxy hot brunette who looks like Sarah Palin/ Linda Fiorentino/ super model body long sexy legs, She and her man were there for a couple of hours. She hasn't started to play yet. She is sexy just sitting there
    Thursday night, the weekend fun began: She was a cute blonde with an Anna Nicole Smith/ Kelly Bundy Spank vibe. He looked like a member of Insane Clown Posse. A couple of guys fucked her with condoms and I think she may have rode one big dick bare back for a few minutes. But for the most part guys just watched. I tried to fuck her, because I wanted to, but I wasn't able to stay hard... again. They left perhaps to The Oregon in search of hard cock on a Thursday night in Portland. The earlier couple(older slender and attractive) sat in amusement and bewilderment while a crowd of men, mostly gay, stared at them relentlessly and jacked off aggressively. After 35 minutes they left, the b boys breathed a sigh of relief and proceeded to suck each other off.
    I want to write more about a lady who reminded me of a Norwegian Cross Country Skier/ Beauty Queen/Sex Star. She looked very fit, healthy and horny. She was a very sexy, athletic looking woman She never took her jeans off Her hand or her mans hand masturbated her cunt through her jeans and her panties legs spread undulating- more erotic than actually pulling her jeans all the way down.She unbuttoned her blouse and showed us perfect tits, big and round with hard nipples and pink aereoles that the young sex pot, the star of Friday Night licked and sucked This same young lady also sucked and rode this sexy ladys husbands cock at the same time The Norwegian beauty stroked herself while she watched the action swirling around her. The look of lust was in her eyes. There were a lot of wet splashing pussies, Friday night.
    Saturday, October 4, 2008, there was a long haired guy there with a "California blond" (Kara) whose nickname should be "Geyser Girl". She spread her legs and he worked his hand inside of her in a twisty tourney motion until she released her pussy juices all over the bench and floor. He also fucked her a few times. However, it looked like she came harder and more Niagara Falls like when he "did" her with his hand. While they were playing, there was a four way going one. The foursome consisted of an expressive black man who talked to the audience about subjects totally unrelated to the fucking at hand. His skinny girl friend, a Hispanic gentle mean, and a fair-haired woman with a nice curvy body. They switched partners and made out as if they were teenagers in the family room on a Friday night. Sweet. The highlight of their play was when the two girls came up with the number 69. There was also a six way. The cute blonde-haired person was on her back getting her pussy eaten by one or two fellow participants. Others were helping her out/ the longhaired person who had expertly guided Geyser Girl over Orgasm Falls came over and gave the black person a hand with his insatiable red headed girl friend. He did such a good job on her that she screamed out in pleasure and 'Reggie Pryor" got a little jealous Later that night a tall blonde-haired person came in. She and her man went down to the front of the theater. They were surrounded and she loved it. She was fucked by at least two ready steady men. She played with and got played with by a hole bunch more. Even after they got back to the annex couples section. A few more ready and rude boys fucked her.
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    One of the regulars, Mr. Awesome brought a girl in. She was tall and sexy with long blond hair and wore glasses. She had full breasts and, I found out later hard pencil eraser nipples. She had on a long dress . She wasn't wearing any underwear. They cuddled up and watched the movie for a while. Finally she undid her dress and revealed her breasts. Then she spread her long legs wide so that Mr. Awesome could work his fingers into her pussy. Then he took her to a bench in the couples section that was so close to where I was sitting that I could have reached through the bars and played with her tits and her pussy. I didn't. I just watched. She had plenty of helping hands in the couples section. While Mr. Awesome was eating and finger mixing her pussy with his hand and mouth, she was kneading her breasts and tweaking her nipples. The other couple came over. The lady was now the center of the entire theater's attention. She reached out and grabbed CPG s husband's cock . He leaned over her and smothered her face with his cock and balls She sucked him hard until he shot a load of hot come down her throat. She loved it. She mentioned , happily, what a great time she was having. I could tell -she was shuddering from head to toe with orgasms. Meanwhile. CPG was kissing her breasts and having her breasts kissed in return. It was hot 4 way theater sex and the star of the show was the tall sexy blond. Mr. Awesome was now fucking her hard. Finally he came inside of her. They straightened their clothes and sat back down. The blond looked content. We were all hoping that she might be ready for more and want to come down into the main theater and have sex with the boys. Instead, they left to get something to eat. While all of this was happening in the main couples section B or Nasty Whore (her words) was getting fucked in the couples play area. I could hear her shouts and grunts while she took yet another dick in her cunt. I was a little surprised. I thought that they had left..
    I really enjoyed watching the short haired Linda Fiorentino look alike and the tall pretty blond Conneticut Mom on Saturday. Both women were dressed in their sexiest theater sex attire and the slow eroticism of their theater play was breathtaking.

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    The Exhibitionist.

    Posted by: "Bruce Wayne" sancronite@yahoo.com
    Mar 23, 2009 7:49 am (PDT)

    A true exhibitionist becomes sexually
    aroused while showing herself off, some more than others; my friend
    is one of the others. Her big ass is nearly naked when we enter the
    porn theater-no panties, no bra, her pussy shaved clean- for the sole
    purpose of showing herself off to the men present there, and so that;
    plus the fact that we are usually the only couple there immediately
    gets the attention of some of the men sitting scattered around the
    theater, one or two of whom and sometimes more will usually always
    get up and move to the row ahead of she and I soon after we have sat
    down probably hoping to watch us engage in some sort of sexual
    activity, and with usually one of them almost always taking the seat
    closest to the front of the one in which she is sitting-the one with
    the best view of her- and at first pretending to watch the screen,
    but soon beginning to intermittently look back over his shoulder at
    her, and she; who is by that time sitting sprawled in her seat with
    her thighs spread as wide open as possible with her pussy in plain
    sight and more often than not her titties as well waiting just for
    his arrival, and he then once he learns that she is not going to
    conceal herself stops stealing glances turning sideways in his seat
    begins to stare openly soon after which he takes his dick out and
    starts to slowly jack off just as openly. That is usually about the
    time that unless I reach over and start to fondle her pussy, she will
    reach her hand down and start to masturbate herself along with the
    man watching from the seat in front of her almost as if it were a
    competition to see who can cum first, and which is almost her, and
    many times she will continue on even after her first climax reaching
    a second and sometimes a third before finally removing her hand from
    between her thighs to sit once again sprawled in her seat and letting
    them stare. When she cums she starts to spasm, twitching jerking and
    shuddering, her arousal already heightened even more by what is
    happening on the screen and then by exposing herself to the guy
    staring at her while jacking off in the seat in front of her. When
    the first guy cums he gets up and leaves soon afterwards, and the
    same seat is quickly occupied by a second guy who is already well
    aware of what is going on, but who just wants the seat with the best
    view of her and who as soon as he is in it also turns sideways and
    begins jacking off while staring back in the direction of her well
    lubricated pussy and then getting up and also leaving after he cums
    with the same process being repeated until the last man has come and
    gone at which time she and I will usually leave the theater also
    sometimes to head home, and sometimes to head to different places so
    that she can expose herself to even more and different men before
    finally heading home for the night.

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    Showing  off

    Posted by: "Bruce Wayne" sancronite@yahoo.com
    Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:59 am (PDT)

    After an unsuspecting passerby has stopped to watch as she stands stooped over with her feet planted wide apart supporting herself with her hands placed on her knees and her skirt, if she has one on at all, pushed well above her waist she pisses for him, and even though she always brings along a tissue to wipe her pussy with afterwards, once she finishes pissing and while still remaining in the same position she bounces her big bare ass up and down heavily making her big ass cheeks clap loudly before she finally uses the tissue to wipe her pussy dry.
    Just watching her piss is a highpoint for most of the men we encounter. That last part is just a little extra touch that she adds for her own benefit because, she knows that most of the men that we encounter really appreciate a big ass, especially one that jiggles the way hers does, but probably mostly because she is showing it off to them so freely simply because they happened along at that particular time not knowing of course that she is particularly proud of her big voluptuous ass and loves the rush that she gets from showing it off to them and will rarely pass up an opportunity to do so, and not only will she piss for him, if he sticks around after she has finished and the incident is taking place on the sidewalk and no traffic is approaching, she will even masturbate herself for him and cum as well, sometimes more than once with only a slight pause in between orgasms.
    Some nights while we sit parked next to the curb on our favorite avenue and she has sat sprawled naked on her back with the seat fully reclined and shown herself off to a passerby who has come to the window to watch after we had first gotten his attention, she will still exit the car naked and as the man stands watching she will stand next to the car and piss for him, but of course by that time the man has already jacked off and shot his load as he watched her expose herself to him and masturbate bringing herself to a rousing climax while inside the car, but once again that last touch is more for her benefit than his because once she is back inside the car and we are underway leaving our onlooker behind she begins to masturbate herself all over again bringing herself to another rousing climax much the same as if the man was still watching her which in her mind he still is and which heightens her climax all the more.
    Very often while an onlooker is looking through the car window at her as she exposes herself to him, either before or after he has begun to jack off he will ask us if he can touch her too, and so frequently we will put the window down and let him fondle her, sometimes even allowing him to get into the car with us where once inside he will fondle her until she cums. Sometimes one of them will instead of asking if he can touch merely her, he will ask if he can fuck her instead, and at certain times we will even let him if she wants' to and so after letting him into the car and driving to one of the Motels that offer hourly rates I will sit and watch while he fucks her and will occasionally even join in and fuck her as well making it a threesome. This last part is the exception and not the rule since it happens very rarely happens, and even then it only happens when the man is physically appealing to her, she is in an extreme state of arousal or both. Most of our encounters are apparently so happy or surprised to find her there naked and showing herself to them so freely that they are probably afraid to say much for fear that we will leave before they have a chance to cum, or before they have had the chance to see as much of her as they want to. Not that there is much chance of either because once we encounter him we almost always stay more than long enough for him to see all there is to see of her and then some which sometimes includes granting the request that they may make.

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    So Much To Write About.  So Much To Remember

    Posted by: "Brent" brent26willie@yahoo.com
    Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:35 pm (PDT)

    Singles, everybody- the theater sex action at The Paris Theater in Portland Oregon has been extremely good lately. I know I haven't been writing a lot of stories , but there have been other contributors who have been helping spread the dirty word and the flags have been more numerous than an Olympics opening ceremony. You owe it to yourself to visit this new mecca of public porn theater sex. Its well worth the cost of parking, the price of admission and a dozen Voodoo doughnuts. One never knows what adventurous ladies and couples may show up and play.
    Here is a taste: (I hope to write more, soon)
    I don't drink any more but sometimes after a long weekend watching and participating in another amazing adult theater sex night at The Paris Theater in Portland, Oregon , I feel a little "hung over". Is that what Diana Ross was singing about?
    I was up until 5 AM and am now dragging my ass around, butt tired. I'll probably go to bed early tonight. Unfortunately, I'll miss dinner with PW. P is one of the pioneers of the adult theater online information highway and an ex adult film star. His column in "Showing Off " provided a lot of useful information about adult theaters across The U.S. and Canada. He has also written some very good nostalgic pieces about the porn industry. I found them on a web site called "Naughty America". He wrote about some adult film stars that I had forgotten about.
    When I left The Paris this morning, The red headed blond (long wavy tresses , soft white skin) come on my face girl was still on her back in the couples section. Two guys were jacking off on her face and tits. She had been at it all night. Earlier she had played with a hot black girl- eating her pussy, getting her pussy eaten. She had also hooked up with a thin brunette with a pierced ticklish extra sensitive extra wet pussy, who had come to The Paris by herself . She had played with a few guys earlier- letting them reach into the couples section and play with her, pushing a few of the aggressive ones away. Then she retreated to the back bench of the couples section, spread her legs and masturbated while watching the movie, the guys in front of her and the other couples. Sometimes she had a far away look in her eyes.
    The pretty come face girl was taking a break. Her take charge man was talking to the thin brunette . After a while they were making out. Then he ordered come face girl to lick the thin brunettes pussy. CFG did this enthusiastically, It was her second woman of the night. The taste was still on her tongue. The brunette had her ass in the air. She was squirming and whimpering. CFG was fucking her pussy with her hand. I think Mister Dominant had a few fingers in her ass. From my vantage point I could see hands chugging in and out of her holes. I could hear her cries of uncontrolled pleasure and an occasional cry of pain.
    While all this was going on, there were two other couples playing in the couples section. Everybody was getting turned on by what everybody else was doing.
    There was a guy who looked like he could have been in Blues Traveler with a voluptuous, big breasted blond. They were at The Paris for the second time that night. They had been part of a four couple invasion earlier in the night and now they were back for more fun. She sucked his cock. He had her kind of bent over side ways and was eating her out. At one point he fucked her on the side bench just inches away from another couple.
    The other couple was very attractive. She had dark hair that was styled around a beautiful face. She wore a black halter top and tight white pants. Her body was perfect. They sat in the couples section and she absorbed the sounds and the sights of the theater. There was pretty come face girl writhing on the floor sucking guys dicks and jacking them off, yelling "Fuck me, come on my tits! I need it." There was the single brunette, playing with her pierced, be jeweled pussy. There was the blond next to her playing with her own breasts while her boyfriend went down on her. Over in the couples annex (if she could see that far) there was a petite woman with a wild pretty look, nice breasts, and sweet round ass. She had been getting fucked and played with by a steady stream of horny guys for the last hour. I'm not sure how she was taking them, but as soon as one was done fucking her, another would step up and stick his dick in her. Her pussy was wet with lust and memories.
    Up on the stage the woman with the athletic almost male like features was sucking and fucking guys, like she's been doing at The Paris and The Oregon Theater for the last several Saturdays. Her naked body looked like a curvy androgynous sculpture.
    The beautiful (think Asia Carrere meets Shirley Temple) brunette was now squirming with lust. She started to rub her mans crotch. She unzipped his fly and stoked his cock. He sat there like Superman in casual wear. She went down on him and started sucking it. The choir boys were hooting and hollering. She took off her white pants and thong. Her body was fuck a licious. Long sexy legs and a perfectly big round ass. She took of her top and pulled down her black bra. Her tits were as perfect as a Jordan skyhook. Round and suspended in the air, appreciated by all of humanity. She was now shivering and tingling, barely able to walk. I think she must have liked being naked and lusted after by a theater full of horny men. Do you think? I do. I do. I could see the orgasms like waves up and down her body. She and her boyfriend were fucking. She rode him backwards and forwards . He spread her ass cheeks and brought her close to the mosh pit. Hands reached out for her, so they retreated a little.. She mounted him and slid down on his dick. He spread her cheeks again. He fucked her doggy style, probably the number one way people fucked before they walked on two legs. I never see other animals try different positions. Maybe they do in the wild. Like the dog telling the bitch "Why don't you get on top for a change?" I'll have to ask Marlin Perkins about that.
    Anyway, the beautiful brunette was now getting fucked hard and fast by her boyfriend. When they finished they sat and rested. She was wobbly from all of the fucking she had just enjoyed and all of the climaxes she had had. But she still seemed ready, willing and eager.. As a matter of fact, they almost started up again. But, they finally got dressed. She had a smile on her face and her pretty eyes were alive with excitement.
    As they were leaving the theater, I thanked her and said it was one of the best fucks I had ever enjoyed watching. She smiled and said quietly:
    "Thank, you."

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    From the eMail Box

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    From: AC “Anon”

    Sent: Monday, April 13, 2009 12:15 AM

    Subject: Happy Pascha you egg hunters!.

    i like the last pic, very juicy

    Thank you, that pic was one of my faves also.

    From: sexy couple

    Sent: Monday, April 13, 2009 6:27 PM

    Subject: Honor Dionysus, The Rites of Spring Begin!.

    is this just a fun story or did this really happen

    All of my adventures are true.  The names have been changed to protect all.  There are a couple of bars off manchester in dogtown that have wild times in the parking lots.  While my poetic license is valid, this stuff does happen to me.

    From: sexy couple

    Sent: Monday, April 13, 2009 6:36 PM

    Subject: Happy Pascha you egg hunters!.

    love your blog

    Thank you very much for posting 2 comments on my blog.  It is a labor of lust and I thoroughly enjoy sharing my adventures, as well as other horny bits from the web.

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    I miss the mountains already.

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    Cya'

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