Head from the Mountains! (Vacation Recap Pt2)

Just to bring you up to speed, I was vacationing at this ritzy, secluded mountain resort with my FB (Fuck Buddy, in case you were wondering).  FB is a well built brunette with a Kim Darby face.  Short, pixie cut hair works well for her.  Her breast are nice and big with good size nipples.  I love playing with them when she is on top. 

FB’s company had several seminars planned for the next few days and tomorrow’s would be an early breakfast meeting.  We went to bed early that first night and was soon asleep.   About 4am, I awoke with FB’s lips wrapped around my hard cock.  I get these rock hard-on’s sometimes when I sleep deep.  Glad you are awake now, she said as a condom was slipped on.  Yep, my gal was making for the saddle and a hard ride to O’s.

I worked her nipples as she fucked me with deep slamming thrust.  It did not take long for her to fire off several big O’s.  I stayed with her until she calmed down.  I had to piss at that point and would not have went overboard.  I drain the lizard and she hit the showers to get ready for her meeting.  I laid back down and drifted.  I awoke when FB had my cock in her mouth again.  I felt the suppressed sperm build to release and finally, shot the works deep into her mouth.  FB slurped up the drippings and thanked me for the protein shake.  She left for her meeting and drifted on back to sleepytime.

It was mid-morning when I finally got up and had breakfast.  This resort had food service that delivered the meals to your cabin if you did not want to drive down to the main lodge.  I had a good breakfast on the the screened in porch and tried out the hammock.  This was the life.

This is how FB found me late in the afternoon.  She was ready to unwind and I was getting a bit horny myself.  We ordered in dinner and decided to try out the hot tub.  It was great.  Big enough for a party crowd and plenty of jets for those special spots.  Now, I won’t relate every stroke and O, but we had plenty of fun those five days.

However, two events are worth going into more detail about.  About three days in, I decided to check out the surrounding woods and just stretch my legs.  Walking behind our cabin took me to the other side of the ridge and looking down onto other cabins.  As I made my way along the ridge, I came across a couple having a picnic a little ways into the woods from their cabin. 

The picnic looked like it consisted of her legs spread open and he munching on a hairless pie.  I was back enough that I could observe without being noticed (Every Voyeur’s hope!)  I faintly heard her moans as the guy must have found a specific sweet spot.  They soon rotated on the blanket and she was trying out his pant’s banana.  I could tell from my vantage point that she was quite familiar with his fruit.  Long licks and deep throating was the special dessert at this picnic.

After a few more rounds of both sampling each other’s baskets, they got to the main course.  Positioned so that I could see directly into her open, wet gash, the guy lined up and plowed heavily into her quim.   It was a fast fuck and I could tell it would not last long.  Sure enough, he stopped suddenly and grunted his load into her.  As he pulled out, I could see it was quite abit by the gushing down her crack.  I love observing the wildlife in nature.

The second event happened on the last night.  FB went to her company’s farewell happy hour and I stayed to enough the hot tub on last time.  About 9ish, the resort shuttle brought her back with an additional guest.  FB brought back a office friend named J who was a nice milf.  Black hair, nice figure, J presented a fine lady package.  FB explained that J and her wanted to continue the party and decided to come back to the cabin for some special 420 herbs.

I don’t toke but was willing to share the hot tub with the lovely ladies.  J was at first timid, but soon perked up after some smoke time.  FB stripped on the porch and jumped in the tub.  J was more restrain and had only stripped to her underwear.  As she slipped into the tub, the material got soak quick – giving me a nice view of her fuzzy pussy and dark nips.

We passed a jug of cheap wine around and soon FB was stroking my harding cock.  She was not hiding it from J who was getting bolder by sliding closer.  We finally convinced J to lose her undies and she had dropped them over the side.  While she was bent over the edge of the tub, FB ran her hand up her inner thigh and slipped a finger into her pussy.  J melted at that point and was moaning up a storm.  She and FB started to french kiss.  There hands were exploring all the nice nooks and nips.  I just sat back, sipped some wine, and enjoy the show.

FB maneuvered J to one of the jets and had it focused on her clit.   J was jerking and shaking from the sensory overload.  J was close enough that I reached out and played with her dark, hard nipples.  She literally screamed her orgasm at that point.  FB was getting really horny now.  She had me float so that she could orally attack my cock.  J was watching and suddenly was on the other side of me.  She grabbed my cock and shoved it in her mouth.  I was in heaven with these two ladies trading my cock back and forth.

FB decided it was time to move this party into the bedroom.  Good, I was getting waterlogged and wanted to taste J’s pussy.  We quickly toweled off and piled into the kingsize bed.  FB wasted no time in slipping a condom on me and begin her regular cowgirl routine.  I convinced J to climb up on my face so I could munch her.  With the buzz from the wine and tub, I was so mellow and into the two girls.  Both rode me to several good, screeching orgasms.  J traded with FB, and with a fresh condom, really went to town fucking.

FB was getting a bit fucked out.  Her pussy has a tendency to swell if fucked too much and after five days it was getting pretty sore.  She curled up in the corner and dozed while J and I fucked our brains out.   We moved into different positions, fuck fast then slow.  Poor J must have be deprived of cock for quite awhile.  She was almost insatiable except that her orgasms kept rolling by one after another.

I had popped a nice load earlier in the festivities. But as the night progressed into that false dawn before sunrise, I felt a massive build up that was getting closer to exploding.  I told J that it was about to shoot.  She begged me to let her have it in her mouth.  I slipped back and she stripped the condom (we went through a whole box that night!).  Her mouth was so perfect and felt like a Hoover on high.  I humped her face, holding her complacent head with my hands.  I roared as wads and streams of man juice cascaded down her throat.  It must have been a full five minutes of my balls emptying into her most willing mouth.  I was like gone at that point.  Way, way gone.  J and I curled up next to FB and off to neverland we dreamed.

A beautiful and restful vacation it was.  I was most relaxed and ball drained when I returned to the Arch City.  In much better shape than I had been in since forever.

 

From The Headlines...

 

Women Wanted For Sex Drive Study

Posted by: Devetta  Blount

High Point, NC-- An issue that often is overlooked is the importance of sexual intimacy. It may be surprising to know that approximately 40 million American women suffer from some type of sexual disorder, the most common being Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder (HSDD), sometimes referred to as low sex drive.

BioSante Pharmaceuticals, Inc. is currently sponsoring a nationwide medical research study, the Bloom Study, to determine if LibiGel, an investigational study medication, can increase women's sexual desire.

http://www.digtriad.com/news/features/article.aspx?storyid=109498&catid=216

Ladies, send an email to majorvoyeur@gmail.com to setup an appointment in my lab. <snicker>

 

Howard County Throws In Towel In Ellicott City Porn Battle
Thursday, August 21, 2008
WBAL Radio as reported by John Matthews

The pornographers have won in Ellicott City.

After an 11 year battle, Howard County is giving up its effort to close down the Pack Shack bookstore on Route 40, saying it no longer can make the case that the shop is an adult book store.

County lawyers say the shop is now selling enough non-explicit material, such as t-shirts and used paperbacks, that it no longer qualifies as an adult book store under county law.

http://wbal.com/apps/news/templates/news.aspx?articleid=11361&zoneid=3

Fucking Awesome that we finally win a battle!  Just understand that the war continues.

Teacher in Texas arrested for prostitution

A Cleveland High School teacher, in Houston, Texas was charged with prostitution after meeting a man in an online chat room and soliciting him in a downtown Houston hotel.

Police said Laurie Ann Lewis, 38, was arrested Tuesday at the Four Seasons in an undercover sting.

Investigators said Lewis agreed to meet her client at the hotel as an escort.

She was arrested after asking for $300 to perform a sexual act, police said.

"We opened up a discussion with her in the chat room. She agreed at some point in that discussion for sex for money," said Capt. Bruce Williams of the Houston Police Department. "When she entered the room, the deal was done."

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=522349

Stupid, stupid, stupid… but at least she was not banging some 14 yo pimple buster!

Westminster Exorcist Says Promiscuity can Lead to Demonic Possession

By Hilary White

WESTMINSTER, UK, August 15, 2008 (LifeSiteNews.com) - A priest of Westminster, the leading diocese of the Catholic Church of England and Wales, has written that promiscuity, whether homosexual or heterosexual, can lead to dire spiritual consequences, in addition to the dangers to physical health.

Promiscuity, as well as homosexuality and pornography, says 73 year-old Fr. Jeremy Davies, is a form of sexual perversion and can lead to demonic possession. Offering what may be an explanation for the explosion of homosexuality in recent years, Fr. Davies said, "Among the causes of homosexuality is a contagious demonic factor."

Fr. Davies continues: "Even heterosexual promiscuity is a perversion; and intercourse, which belongs in the sanctuary of married love, can become a pathway not only for disease but also for evil spirits."

http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2008/aug/08081506.html?DIAF

Excuse me as my head turns 360 degrees and I spew vomit at this article.

Who Likes Short Shorts? Not the Judge

Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:35

A Garrard County woman is arrested for wearing short shorts to court.
Judge Janet Booth sent 28-year-old Kirstie Arnold to jail for wearing short khaki shorts to a scheduled court appearance Monday. In a jailhouse interview, Arnold told Action News 36 she doesn't think the shorts were short and says she felt "dressed up" in them and a white baby-doll tank top.

Arnold was only supposed to spend four days in the Boyle County Jail but after her arrest, police found cocaine and prescription pills in her purse. She now faces a half dozen charges in addition to contempt of court.

Arnold tells Action News she has been in trouble with the same judge before for wearing a tank top with no bra to another court appearance. Arnold says she has learned her lesson. She won't be wearing short shorts to court again, instead she will wear jeans and a long-sleeved t-shirt.

http://www.wtvq.com/news/1-latest/1393-who-likes-short-shorts-not-the-judge.html

Unless the judge was a lesbian, this was a stupid move on your part…again!

NORM: TV journalist fired after ad reported

K TNV-TV, Channel 13, reporter, Jeff Gradney has been fired after he and his girlfriend were accused of soliciting male partners on the Internet.

Gradney, who joined the ABC affiliate three years ago, was dismissed Monday, after a disgruntled employee sent management and staffers a Craigslist ad, a source said, that appeared to show the reporter having sex with his girlfriend. The ad read: "hot, intensely passionate couple looking for a cool guy to play with."

http://www.lvrj.com/news/27170089.html

People!  When are we going to learn about being discreet!!!

JENNIFER LOVE-HEWITT regrets not showing off her body more when she was younger and sexier.

The actress is showing off a new toned physique just months after she was ridiculed because of snaps of her on a beach in Hawaii sporting a fuller figure.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/love-hewitt%20i%20wish%20id%20spent%20my%20youth%20nude_1077870

Oh PLEASE!!!  You still can show us those hidden jugs if your really wanted too!

Tori Spelling and the case of the mysterious sunken chest

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 12:19 PM on 18th August 2008

Tori Spelling displayed a worryingly concave chest as she took a stroll with her husband in Beverly Hills.

The mother-of-two’s thin upper-body has left observers worried for her health in recent weeks and these latest pictures will no doubt spark further concerns.

The star - who recently pulled out of an appearance in the new 90210 spin-off - admitted to having undergone breast augmentation surgery earlier this year.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1046354/Tori-Spelling-case-mysterious-sunken-chest.html

It looks like a beer holder for a dude when he is plowing this fugly skank.  Should have been keg size!

KATE BECKINSALE TALKS ABOUT HER VAGINA. AGAIN

Like a naughty middle-class schoolgirl, Kate Beckinsale's mind has once again wandered to her favourite subject - talking about her fanny. What is wrong with this woman? Does she suddenly interrupt conversations at dinner parties to declare that she has an itchy tuppence? This is the woman that has already compared her mimsy to the tomb of a pharaoh, without being prompted.

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/kate-beckinsale-talks-about-her-vagina-again-3970.html

Talk is cheap, but Kate is not.  Maybe she should consider g-strings for those certain occasions when the pazzies are around.  I like her puffies to be mentioned though!

 

Woman Accused Of Leading Police On Chase Naked

Jackson County Prosecutors File Five Charges Against Woman

POSTED: 5:17 pm CDT August 15, 2008

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Prosecutors filed criminal charges Friday against a woman who police said led them on a pursuit while naked and with her children in her vehicle.

They charged Khaihilah L. Woodson, 24, of Kansas City, with two counts of endangering the welfare of a child, resisting or interfering with arrest, driving while intoxicated and operating a motor vehicle while her license was revoked.

The incident began when police got a call that a woman was running around naked at an apartment complex near East 12th Street and Woodland Avenue, they said.

http://www.kctv5.com/news/17204139/detail.html?rss=kan&psp=news#-

See comment below a similar news story…

Naked woman allegedly threw feces at cops

By THE CANADIAN PRESS

CHATSWORTH, Ont. - An 18-year-old woman from Guelph, Ont., is facing charges after she allegedly stripped naked on a highway, ran into a cow pasture and threw mud and feces at police officers.

The alleged incident occurred after police responded to a car crash on Highway 21 west of Owen Sound, Ont., on Sunday.

An officer tried to help an injured woman who exited the car, but police say she began acting irrationally.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/08/18/6493571-cp.html

Ok, what kind of new dope they have now were women take off their clothes and do weird things?  Let’s refined it where it does not include dangerous acts and feces.  Or maybe this is incidents of field testing for LibiGel !!!

Farewell to the 2008 Olympics…

I did watch a lot more Olympic events this year than the ones in the past.  It was actually very interesting to follow.  Several events were even ‘erotic’.

The Women’s Sand Volleyball was awesome for the butt lovers.  There were cheeks hanging out on every spike…

And the group shots were spectacular…

Special high speed underwater cameras caught the secret of Phelps’ wins…

I thought the boxing matches were a bit uneven…

The women’s swim team seemed have a few wardrobe malfunctions…

I did miss the torch run and lighting ceremony…

The BMX event was disappointing when no americans won…

The gymnastics made up for it though…

Here is one story that came out of Beijing that was very interesting:

Safe sex promoted in Olympic Village

There are a lot of things athletes may run out of at the Olympic Village in Beijing but condoms should not be one of them.

Organizers have supplied 100,000 for the 10,500 athletes housed in the village. Organizers have handed out condoms at every Olympics since 1992 in Barcelona to raise awareness of AIDS prevention.

At Sydney, the 70,000 condoms supplied, ran out and officials ordered an additional 20,000 more.

"There are many young, strong, single people in the athletes' village and, like everywhere, some will fall in love or other things, so we need to make condoms available," Ole Hansen, spokesman for UNAIDS China, told Reuters. "A lot of these young people are not married or in relationships so we want to make sure they have the information and tools to protect themselves if they have sexual encounters."

So not to offend any athlete, the condoms are not put in rooms but are available at medical sights and at the athlete's center.

Elasun, a condom maker in China, has been running funny ads showing Olympic stickman performing alongside condoms shaped like bicycles, basketball hoop and net and an archery target.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/gameon/2008/08/citius-altius-f.html

and

http://www.chinese-tools.com/china/sexy/2008-08-04-preservatifs-olympiques.html

I wonder what the Brits will do to top this in 2012?

cya'

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