This time of year is quite special. But not cause of the wholesale bargains at the stores or the screaming hordes of shoppers jamming the streets. No, its special because YOU have control to slow down your life for just a little while. The busy part of this season is people rushing to spend their hard earned money for baubles which might not keep anyone’s attention past new year’s day. Harsh? Not really.
Here is a test for you…
What did you get last year for Christmas?
What did you get two years ago for Christmas?
If you can answer even one of those questions, than you are in the vast minority of folks who could. Lesson here is to slow down. Take this time of the year for quiet time with family, loved ones, or even to yourself. You need that! Take it from someone who knows. Now I did not mean for this post to run toward a soapbox dialogue, but I wanted to give you this Gift of sage advice; Slow down your life, fully experience what may come, & enjoy it as much as you can!
12 Horny Dazes of Christmas!
MV’s Headlines of the Week
Swingers club in Seffner neighborhood shut down by sheriff's detectives
By Shelley Rossetter and Robbyn Mitchell, Times Staff Writer December 11, 2011
SEFFNER — Hillsborough County sheriff's detectives say they shut down a swingers club in a Seffner rental house Friday and arrested four people. Complaints from neighbors about the home at 11326 Brightridge Drive kicked off a six-week investigation by sheriff's detectives and agents from the state Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco.
Neighbors said cars would turn up their dead-end street on weekend evenings and head directly for the very end, pulling into the 150-foot driveway lit with tiki torches behind the white picket fence and gate. Inside, detectives found three bedrooms lined wall to wall with beds. The living room was equipped with a dancing pole, a spanking table and large-screen televisions playing pornographic movies. Steven Bowers, 56, and his wife, Cynthia Bowers, 55, both of St. Petersburg were the owners and operators of the swingers club, deputies said.
They were leasing the home. Ricky Zabala, 55, and his wife, Pamela Zabala, 54, of Orlando assisted with the club when the Bowers were away, according to investigators. All four have been charged with operating a sexually oriented business without a license, a county ordinance violation, and operating a bottle club without proper zoning and licensing, a second-degree misdemeanor. Each charge carries up to 60 days in jail and a $500 fine. All four were released from jail Saturday.
The business operated Wednesday through Sunday from 6 p.m. until the early morning hours, deputies said. During business hours, detectives witnessed various numbers of people inside the house and saw as many as 50 people inside at one time.
Couples were allowed into the club free, deputies said, and single men and women were charged various fees to enter. Anyone entering was allowed to bring their own bottle of alcohol and could share with others, deputies said.
I am living in the wrong neighborhood.
Pastor Wants to Buy the Pink Pony
CROSS LANES, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- From house of sin to house of God.
A preacher has a plan for the Pink Pony, the former strip club that was mired in controversy for several years after Powerball millionaire Jack Whittaker was drugged and robbed there in 2003.
The old strip club has been for sale for over a year.
The Rev. Art Hage wants to buy the place and turn it into a church and rehabilitation center.
“It's been a haven of evil," says Hage, who preaches at Bible Church & Ministries in Hurricane. "When good people do nothing, nothing happens. When good people do something, something happens."
But, it's going to take a lot of money for this plan to happen.
"We've got to raise about $795,000,” Hage says.
Stripper Pole as the pulpit?
Topless woman accused of attacking city worker
Updated: Dec 09, 2011 3:47 PM CST
By Alexander Quince - email
A topless woman attacked a city worker at a storage facility in Heflin Thursday night. Heflin Police say the worker was feeding animals at a building used to house pets awaiting adoption. Anita Henderson Harris entered the building through a back door and apparently attacked the city worker.
Harris was nude from the waist up. After a brief struggle, the city worker was able to escape and call police. No motive for the attack has been determined.
Drugs are bad. Someone is getting coal in their stocking this year!
Admiral Theatre Offers Lap Dances For Holiday Toy Donations
December 12, 2011 1:13 PM
CHICAGO (CBS) — If you’re a stingy, Scroogey type at Christmas, the Admiral Theatre has an incentive for you to change your ways. Yes, that Admiral Theatre. Beginning Monday and continuing through Saturday, the Admiral is offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates an unused, unwrapped toy.
But you won’t get extra attention if you clear off the shelves at the toy store and come to the Admiral with a big sack on your back. The limit is one lap dance per customer.
An Admiral can make Seaman work together for a good cause.
British 'Muff March' Blasts Porn Culture
By Bob Johnson, Mon, Dec 12 2011 08:00am PST
LONDON — British feminists protesting vaginal cosmetic surgery took to the streets on Saturday with the porn industry square in its sights. The first-ever “Muff March” protest, organized by UK Feminista, was created as a backlash against “designer vaginas” that the organizers claim are a result in part of an intrusive “pornified culture” that measures everyday women against porn stars.
A report in the Guardian said, “There is a growing concern among women that their genitals don't ‘measure up’ to the ideal touted by the global pornography industry — which for the past two decades has been busy infiltrating mainstream society. In porn, removal of pubic hair is de rigueur, and so we see this norm transferred into mainstream beauty practices. With removal of pubic hair now standard, labia are more visible and open to scrutiny. Now every inch of a woman's body is objectified and subject to judgment.”
The march was engineered to challenge the demand from porn that grown women remove their pubic hair to appear more like pre-pubescent girls, according to the activists.
Not sure about this ‘Designer Vags’ are that they talk about. The regular ones cost enough as it is!
Couple thrown off subway for having sex (but continued on the platform)
By Rachel Quigley
Last updated at 6:09 PM on 13th December 2011
They took the phrase 'get a room' to a whole new level. This lusty couple obviously couldn't wait to get home before making love and decided to go ahead with it in the moving subway car. When the train guard was alerted to what was happening, he told them to get off the train, thinking he had pulled the brakes on their sexual liaisons.
But, unperturbed, they got off and continued the deed on the station platform, with the man's naked derriere and the woman's legs - akimbo - in full view for all to see.
The as-yet-unidentified couple were caught on a Toronto Transit Commission train on Sunday at 2.30pm after a horrified passenger who witnessed the copulation pressed the emergency button.
The couple were arrested when Toronto police were alerted and arrived at the station. They were also taken to Mount Sinai for a checkup as a precaution. They were charged with being engaged in a lewd act.
Those Crazy Canadians!
Germany's weirdest Christmas markets
Published: 12 Dec 11 15:04 CET
Erotic Christmas market in Hamburg aptly dubbed “the horniest Christmas market in Germany“, this unorthodox Weihnachtsmarkt can be found in the St Pauli district of Hamburg and offers an array of sexy seasonal treats for the sixth year in a row.
The set up is similar to a normal market, with wooden stalls touting their wares, a decked out Christmas tree and vendors selling mulled wine. But there is one main difference; sex everywhere, in true St. Pauli style.
Alongside the traditional Christmas paraphernalia sit scanty knickers, erotic pictures, and hand carved wooden dildos made by a family-run team specializing in wooden sex toys.
Those Crazy Germans!
Bisexual Amber Heard urges other Hollywood stars to come out of the closet
By Paul Thompson
Last updated at 7:13 PM on 14th December 2011
Actress Amber Heard has said all Hollywood stars should be open about their sexuality. The openly bisexual star of The Rum Diary said it was important for celebrities to be true to themselves.
'You can’t respect yourself if you’re afraid to be who you are,' she said.
'It requires bravery to do something no one else around you is doing. 'But the risk was outweighed by the possibility of playing into this horribly detrimental lie that some in Hollywood perpetuate.' Heard, 25, has made no secret of her sexuality since attending a GLAAD event last year with her partner at the time, Tasya van Ree.
Last month she was spotted kissing a brunette after they dined at the Figaro Cafe in Los Feliz.
Those Crazy Celeboobs!
Woman's Breast Implant 'Swallowed' by Her Body During Pilates
Published December 15, 2011 | NewsCore
BALTIMORE – A 59-year-old U.S. woman's breast implant was "swallowed" by her body during a Pilates stretching exercise -- forcing her to go under the knife to have it retrieved and reinserted.
The woman, a cancer survivor, had undergone a double mastectomy and had then gotten breast implants. Her ribs had also been weakened after a heart operation. During a Pilates stretching exercise known as a Valsalva maneuver the woman reported that her "body swallowed one of the implants," according to the account published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
She attended Baltimore's John Hopkins hospital but did not report any pain. Surgeons retrieved the implant and placed it back where it had been.
SEE! I always told you that Exercise was bad for you!
Awkward breast squeeze caught on police camera
A motorist is threatening legal action after a cop camera apparently caught him speeding while cupping his female passenger's breast.
Businessman Deng Jialin was fined £20 for going 10mph over the 50mph. But, he says the image, which was published by local media after it was posted on the interwebs, has been tampered with and now he's readying his ample legal team (we're guessing he has a legal team, in truth we just wanted to use the word 'ample') to sue traffic cops, who he believes leaked the snap.
Incredibly it later emerged that the woman in the picture is not his wife but a local university student.
Maybe he was signaling a Right Turn?
With several vanilla commitments this holiday season, I am not able to make visits to our metro area Theaters/ABS locations through the rest of the month. So I have to crank up the famous Wayback Machine and pull an adventure from the past for your enjoyment. Let’s check at this Christmas Past…
..Adventure from the WayBack Machine!
December 2008
Have you completed your gift list yet? Well, don’t feel too bad. I have yet to start myself. I did go out on Saturday with every intention too, but I drifted across the river and found myself at Hustler’s. It was late afternoon and I really did not expect much. There was a good looking Hispanic woman there with her ‘hubby’. They were looking through the skimpy stuff in the back. I was smitten by her looks. She had a face very similar to Salma Hayek. Only her boobs were much smaller and a bit bubble in her ass. 
Still most fuckable. I went back to the booths and searched around for action. It was dead as expected for a late Sat afternoon. A couple of trolls, but nothing else. I sat in one of the booths for a moment to make up my mind about staying when I heard voices outside the door. I had dropped a couple bucks in the machine just to pass the time and did not lock the door since the place was deserted. I wasn’t even unzipped yet. The door creaked open and I saw that it was my SH look-a-like. I popped a boner then and decided to give a show. I unzipped and pulled out my cock. As I stroked it to full hardness, the door of the booth creaked open farther. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see SH and hubby watching my show. hubby was rubbing SH’s small breast through her open coat. I got a bead of pre-cum up and heard her whisper to her hubby.
I looked over at them then. The hubby indicated that they would like to come in the booth. I waved them in. After they filed in, I locked the door, pulled my pants down move for easier handling of my cock, and eased back onto the stool. They stripped off their coats and I could see that SH was dressed to party. She had a red, lacy top that was almost see thru. A short leather skirt with hooker boots round out the fashion bits. They watched me jack for a moment, then hubby pulled open SH’s blouse and showed me her small tits. While the mounds were small, the nipples were incredibility long and thick.
Hubby leaned her over toward me and flipped up her skirt. He soon was unzipped and buried into her pussy. SH placed her elbows on my legs, easing real close to my jumping cock. I could feel her breath on it. My balls churned in anticipation of her lips. I was not disappointed when she finally inhaled my cock deep into her throat. Hubby was banging away at her while firing off a long tirade of spanish something. Caught the word ‘puta’ in the mix. Interesting to hear dirty talk in a different language.
Hubby did not last long, way too much excitement for him. He went deep and held it while blasting his balls empty. SH came also and was screaming into my cock. Unfortunately, I was nowhere close to cumming myself. And usually once the hubby blows, its time to leave. Much to my surprise, they asked me to go back to their motel with them. SH wanted to get more comfortable and have me fuck her along with several other positions that required a nice bed. I got good vibes and decided to take them up on the offer.
We talked more waiting for the time to run out on the video peeps. Hubby was quiet because his english was not so good. SH was the talker of the two and not shy at all about what she wanted. I followed them up the road to the motel and entered their room. They had a cooler with of beverages which they shared. Hubby and I watch a little tv while SH went into the bathroom to clean up. I heard the shower running and was thankful to have a clean pussy to eat soon.
She came out wearing a creme colored teddy. Very nice. I asked if I could hit the shower also. SH was very happy to agree. I did a quick washup to make myself more presentable to the lady. When I walked back into the main room, SH was in the bed waiting. Her hubby was putting on his coat and heading out the door. She told me that he was going for food so that we can keep our strength up. I joined her in the bed, we started slow at first. Kissing and fondling. I found her thick nipples such a joy to suckle. It was turning her on also. My fingers found her crotch soaking with pussy juice.
We repositioned to 69 for mutual oral pleasure. I found her pussy to be lightly fuzzed, like she was shaved recently but it was growing back. Lucky that it reached a point where it was soft again. Her musk was heady and clean. I worked my tongue all over her clit as she shoved as much of my cock into her mouth as possible. I sent SH over the top several times with my talented tongue and fingers. We were at it so long, that hubby had returned and was taking a shower when we finally took a break. Hubby joined us and had SH blow him while in doggy position. I slipped on a condom and proceeded to fuck her pussy from behind.
We kept pounding both ends of SH until she had a screaming O. Hubby moved her up and onto his hard cock. SH worked it deep, leaned way over and asked me to fuck her ass. Wow, trifecta! I put on another condom and lubed up. I worked the head of my cock into the elastic ring of her ass. She opened up fairly quickly which let me know that she was a frequent rider on the Hershey highway. I worked my cock deep and felt hubby through the thin skin that separated our cocks. Some guys get weird out with MFM threesomes, but it does not bother me. I am there for the woman.
SH was in continous cum mode at this point. After a steady 5 minutes of the action, I heard hubby bellow. Must meant that he was cumming. I was close but wanted a different position. After both wind down from their mutual O’s, I pulled out and changed my condom. I laid down on the bed and SH climb on top of me. Hubby disappeared in the bathroom. She fucked my cock hard as she build up to another orgasm. I found the right rhythm and soon joined her as I blew my load in time with her O. It was very nice. We all played around until 4am. I finished the night with SH like I started it. She was between my legs, sucking my cock while getting fucked by her hubby. I blew my third cum of the night right into her face.
Nice shopping trip. I got what I wanted.
Exclaimed as I drove out of sight…
Continued coverage of the new spot in Brooklyn IL.
Pleasure Palace Bookstore
Hearing lots of negative reports lately. Mostly cause the parking lots still a mess and the entrance is located near the side street. Not very safe feeling and the crowds have not been great in the evening. M4M crowd is migrating back for nooners, but no couples reported yet. We can only hope it gets better after the holidays.
My good friend & colleague Dr. Emilio Lizardo (@LizardoJournal) Blog has been running a great series on “First Time at an Adult Theater”. Doc was so kind as to post my entry. Go check it out. Poor Doc been busier than an only doctor near an all woman college… Hmmmm.
Program Note for next week:
I will be out of town for the Christmas Weekend and most of the week afterwards. There will be a ‘Merry Christmas’ Blog post on Sunday, but no others until I am back in town. New Year’s Eve Plans are still being worked out. I will keep you updated on any progress made on visiting the Eastside.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Cya'
The photos contained in this blog are for illustration purposes only. All photos and additional articles have been mined from the Internet, newsgroups, or donated by friends and fans throughout the years. Occasionally, I will use a photo that is from an actually adventure that I am posting. If you see a photo or article being used that is copyrighted, belongs to someone who does not wish to share, or extremely offensive, send me an email with a copy of the image or date of the article and I will pull it from the site and issue an apology for its use without authorization.
The photos contained in this blog are for illustration purposes only. All photos and additional articles have been mined from the Internet, newsgroups, or donated by friends and fans throughout the years. Occasionally, I will use a photo that is from an actually adventure that I am posting. If you see a photo or article being used that is copyrighted, belongs to someone who does not wish to share, or extremely offensive, send me an email with a copy of the image or date of the article and I will pull it from the site and issue an apology for its use without authorization.
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